nakedhermione:

geoff-lestrudel:

casssasss:

“tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.” Ricky’s gonna have a very smooth sailin’ married life ahead of him haha

when is it okay to kiss someone? 

“when they’re rich”

you go pam, four for you.

my favorite is “you might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.”